Navigator Macho Dancers - Dilemma

There are the Kents and the JohnLloyds which us parishioners adore.  They are starlets for a reason.  And they are exceptions to the rule.

If you spend some time analyzing, more Macho Dancers fall in the middle.  I call them the 50%.  This is because 50% like them, 50% do not like them.

Let's take a look at these 2 Machos from Navigator's Bar.  Both are good looking (on the tisoy, fair-skinned) side, both oozing with sex appeal.  Both teasing and enticing.  Yet, they are both "50%".

Which begs the question...What are the criteria for a Macho Dancer whom at least 90% of parishioners would love?